Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hey!!! sweety my baby!!!

Now can some one please shed some light as to why some men take it upon themselves to be utterly annoying from time to time.

Now as i meantioned before i live in a complex in the south, its nice, its safe, its quaint, its quite. but recently they have been building another complex opposite us in the barren space.

Cue the construction workers with their noisy drills and things, power outages and water cuts, but if thats not bad enough i have to deal with about 20 of them all jostiling each other for my attention.

Every morning as i walk to the bus stop i get whistles, cat noises (yes these freaks meow at me) and lets not forget a flurry of phrases like:

  • ow!! sweety my baby!!!
  • hello nice nice
  • hello sweety
  • eish!!! ur lekker!!!
  • sihke le keke baby!!!
  • hi moonch (moonch???)

Now im slighlty confused, why do All 20 of them start screaming if there is only one of me? and do they really expect me to actually reply anything other than a cold stony stare, blatant ignorance or the occasional zap or "fuck off"... what do they expect?

Fuck me with a stick, what do they want me to do? go up to all of them and pick my favourite whistler?

And its not only the construction workers its EVERYWHERE!!!!!!, on my way to college on the bus, when i take a walk to the shops, when im out with friends, in town when im window shopping (those hawkers drive me insane!!!)

There was even one particular guy who once, upon my blatantly ignoring him, thought that i was deaf (no really) he then proceeded to tell me in sign language, very badly... that he loved me and that i was beautiful. He even followed me all the way to my bus!!!! what the heck? did he not get the message???

Just what does a girl have to do to stop getting whistled and gawked at like a piece of fillet steak (medium rare of course), i assure u even if i had to dress up in some real bad clothes they would still harrass me but i have a few ideas on how to make them stop...

  • when they whistle, whistle back

  • If many of them want u at the same time, try and get as many numbers as possible and make appointments for all of them, "ok sipho ill see u at 6 and doug you at 7, er..eddie ill see u after i see fred at 8" this will put them off.

  • If one comes up to u and tells u that he loves you, point at him and laugh really loudly, attract as much attention as you can... onlookers be looking at him wondering what on earth he did...

  • When one approaches u, simply inform him that the sex you had with his wife the night before was phenomenal.

  • If one approaches you, let out a blood-curdling scream and run away.

If these dont work i dont know what will, maybe i should have a sign on my head that says: "no i dont want ur number!!!!"

Any one have a spare habit (nun outfit) for sale?

posted by Shortypam @ 12:10 Comments: 20