how to know that ur graunch is gonna get u laid...
well after some much thought and requests from friends and Cookie monster, i have decided to add a part two installment to my previous post "to graunch or not to graunch"now in this lovely installment we see if ur kiss is gonna ensure that u get a good boof afterwards and that u didnt kiss the poor fool in vane...
now usually kisses lead to other things like more graunching, heavy petting, to heavy breathing, then of course good heavy boofs.. (my favourite)
but some people fail to see if the kiss is going good or bad, so here i am, im gonna give you some tips to ensure u get all the graunching and boofing that u are entitled to.
- you know its a good kiss when her tongue fires back in ur mouth and she acts like a hungry badger,you know its a bad kiss when she retracts her tongue and u start hearing that "beep beep" of a truck reversing.
- you know its a good kiss when she starts tearing off your clothes screaming "take me now u beast!!!" in the resturaunt, its a bad kiss when she becomes the incredible hulk and chucks ur ass around like ur her dinner.
- you know its a good kiss when she starts rubbing herself up all over u like she trying to create static electricity, you know its a bad kiss when she starts to rub herself up on someone else while kissing you.
- you know its a good kiss when she keeps on kissing you with her eyes closed and a blissful look is upon her face, you know its a bad kiss if her eyes are roaming around the room checking out the other hot guys.
- you know its a good kiss when she starts giggling and pulling u closer, you know its a bad kiss when she starts whimpering and clawing at u all scared like.
- you know its a good kiss when other girls stare in awe and start queuing up to kiss u too, you know its a bad kiss when other girls look at u in distgust and spit at you.
- you know its a good kiss when she pulls your face closer and starts running her fingers through your hair, you know its a bad kiss when she starts pulling your hair out!!!
- you know its a good kiss when ur kissing a ho!!! cos any kiss with a ho like me is a great kiss!!!
mwah mwah, happy kissing everybody!!! :-)
posted by Shortypam @ 14:04
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