Little boofing hideaways
This whole week iv been thinking about the incident that i had on Saturday night and how that rattled me. I was left sad and shaken thinking, where on eath am i gonna find another boofing spot now?Then i started thinking about other secluded spots that we could try, that will ensure us the odd, uninterupted passionate quickie... i spoke to some friends and made some observations of my own and this is what i came up with:
- The automatic carwash (part 1). This is a good place to boof: in your car while the big brushes are whiring past, this makes for perfect camofluage.. though please keep in mind that this quickie is meant to be really quick those damn car washes go fast and you need to look all calm and collected when you exit from there like nothing happened and you didnt jus have mind blowing raunchy sex jus a few seconds earlier...
- The carwash (part 2). This carwash in particular is the one where they give your car a nice hand wash, dry and a nice polish, now at night these places are particularly empty as the car-washers go home. u can pull into there and park ur car and have some fun.. u can even be more adventurous and get out of the car and band each other away on the equipment, you can even use them as props... hose as a whip sort of thing...
- The emergency exists in the cinemas are a nice choice too, their always empty and they are always dark... during the movie when the lights are dark you could quickely sneak into the place and have some fun.. The zone in rosebank's cinamas have emergency exixts that lead onto the roof just behind the "zone" sign, so you have a nice view and you can shag on the roof...
- At kiddies parties sometimes we feel the need to boof our partners in a moment of sheer passion, the wendy house or the tool shed is one good place to do it in.. simply tell the kids that there is a verocious monster in the wendy house/tool shed and if they go near it they will wake up and gobble all of them up in one go... simply sneak in when all the kiddies are having their cake and have some fun. you can be as loud as you like, if some kid happens to be walking past they'll run 4 their dear little lives cos they think its the monster... good fun.*
- The zoo is also a good place to get some boofing action, now there is a tunnel where one can go to see the inside of the animal enclosures, you know where u watch the monkeys and things sleep, those places usually are empty most of the time and you can have some seriously good fun in a seriously dark corner... just Make sure that the place is truly empty and that there are no tours taking place that day, you dont want any tourists "oohing and Aahing" and clicking away at the both of you.
- Now if you have a particularly big car with a big boot, u are in luck my friend... underground parking garages are great, there are not too many people, esspecially late at night and at a basement where a club is situated... thats some good stuff. Get into the boot and close it just a bit (do not lock yourselves in there!!!!!!!) and have some banging good fun, if you find a particularly dark corner to hide your car in then Bonus!!!
- The baby centre or the disabled bathrooms at shopping centres, ok now these places are kept exeptionally clean. and everything is nice and low down for easy access and comfort, particularly if your short... so pimp: get onto the seat, ho get onto your pimp and enjoy the ride... or Ho, get onto the seat, pimp: keep standing and let the ho place her legs on your shoulders and have some fun... just remember to sneak in carefully and LOCK THE DOOR!!! you dont want to traumatise a disabled person or a poor little baby..
And thats all the tips and places i can give to all who are interested in boofing each others brains out in non- conventional areas..
happy boofing everyone!!!
*make sure that the kids at the kids party are all under the age of 8... if older they wont believe you and they Will investigate the source of the strange noises... not fun.
posted by Shortypam @ 09:03
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