To graunch or not to graunch?
Now this weekend was a bit interesting... Woolworths had sms'd me and told me that he had exciting news for me... so i sat there listening intently... for all those who are slightly confused as to who woolworths is, he is my boss who is dating my best friend Suzuki...
now he sms's and informs me that he and Suzuki had gone out and they were sitting in the car and he wanted to kiss her.. but he wasnt sure if he should yet (ah... new relationships)...
why is he asking me? she's my best friend!!! iv never kissed her!!!
but this got me thinking... exactly when is the perfect time to give your honey that first "relationship" graunch?
I mean S and i shared our speacial moment in the car after he took me out to a very larney dinner on our first date... many other people believe it should be whenever the perfect time or "mood" but when exactly is the "right" time for a good first time kiss?
Here's a few right timers
- You may kiss her after dinner and a movie while ur on her porch (always remember... it must have been a good date that went extremely well and u must not stink of the garlic bread u had for ur starter)
- You may kiss her in a romantic moment where is she talking too much and the only way to get her to keep quite is to kiss her, she'l think ur adorable, ur ears will be grateful...
- You may kiss her when ur in the movie and Orlando Bloom kisses his love interest, DO NOT try to kiss her when Orlando Bloom( or any other studly actor) dies in the movie... u will get a blue eye.
- Do kiss her when she leans into you and closes her eyes, Dont kiss her if she leans away from you on account of your Bad BO, she is trying to stay away from you.
- You can kiss her all romantic like, if she trips in her high heels and u catch her all Cassanova-like. You may not kiss her if she trips and you didnt catch her and sat there laughing and pointing...
- If she kisses you may kiss her back, dont pull away, or else you wont be kissing those lips for a long time coming, and believe me u will never hear the end of it!!!
- You can kiss her when ur sitting in the park enjoying the moonlight, you cant kiss her in the park in the moonlight while your getting mugged!
- You may kiss her while she's admiring a puppy in a petstore, you cant kiss her if her puppy has died!!!!
- You may kiss her when she jumps u and rips ur clothes off, then my friend you got yourself a ho!!! u lucky sod!!!
posted by Shortypam @ 14:37
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