Ho-licious
Yes folks its that time agian... its ho ettiquette for the whorishly-challenged. Todays lesson is how to be ho-licious.Ok 4 all of you dont know here is the definition to ho-licious...
Pronounced: (hoe-leesh-ious)
ho-licious (verb)
To be so damn sizzlingly hot and sexy u set things alite, you'r booty-licious, delicious and fantabulicious all at the same time that ur jus so"ho-licious", not only do you look ho-licious u act ho-licious, u KNOW ur ho-licoius and u go to geat lenghths to show it... like me!!
Now it has dawned on me that alot of people dont know how to be ho-licious... here are some helpfull tips on how to be so damn ho-licoius ul want to shag urself!!!
- U gotta show off that chest!!! wear skimply tops and flaunt that chest... if uv got small boobies dont worry flaunt those too, jus look at gwen stefani!!!
- Get into a sexercise routine, wen ur with ur other half boof their brains out and try some new techniques, get the kama sutra and practice, practice, practice!!! If u dont have a other half then practice with urself!!!
- Tell urself that ur so damn ho-licious every morning when u get up and every evening before u go to sleep... if u feel ho-licious, u ARE ho-licious.
- Now when ur with the member of the opposite sex, stare at them alluringly and IF their game, whisperinto their all seductive like, how ul make them say ur name.... u should have them outta them clothes in no time...
- Always dress ur best and strut your stuff like you're on a cat walk... everybody digs models...
- Practice your "pants-off-now" voice and use it all the time!!!! Even to your boss... making them question their sexuality is funny!!!
- And last but not least, practice ur kissing and pucker up, a good kiss should be gentle and lingering with a bit of a nibble on the the lower lip... then my friend ur a ho-licious ho!!!
Well i hope this helped, im looking forward to seeing alot of other ho-licious peeps out there soon!!!
ps... The boyfriends going to bangcock on monday for a week or so... so expect some horny ramblings!!!
posted by Shortypam @ 08:17
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