horny horror!!!!
i am as horny as hell...(again) my poor boyfreind S is in no condition to shag me senseless cos his boss is a slave driver and he has deadlines to meet, so the fool is in the office till late and judging from his sms's he sounds very pooped!But the problem is that im getting to the point where pleasuring myself at night is no longer helping... with or without the durex tingle lube. Today i caught myself staring at a chikita... yes another girl and thinking, "ooh id like to snuggle my face in those boobies of urs!!!"
EEEEEEK!!!! that was totally a lesbiana thought!!! i cant be!!! no! No! i love dick... lots of it, not only that but i find that i snap at everything that comes my way and all of a sudden im insanely jealous of other couples that i see....
This whole, horny-but-not-getting-any thing is clearly not working for me, iv turned into some kind of nympho monster!!! i want a good shag, boof, fuck right now!!!! and its driving me up the wall and for some unknown reason everything i see reminds me of a penis...
- the banana i had for lunch
- the pillars
- car gearsticks
- fruit juice bottles
its driving me bananas... mmmm banana...
i think im suffering from horny-itis
Induced by raging hormones and innate need for great sex.
symptoms include:
- staring at fruit and wondering about their practicality as sex toys
- staring at sex toys in a sex shop... Im guilty i went into adult world and stared at the merchandise.
- staring at members of the same sex (in my case)
- carressing urself in public without even noticing
- practicing seductive looks in any mirror u see...
- being jealous of other couples that you see
- hating everybody and everything.
yep, i got it... oh the horror!!!!!
posted by Shortypam @ 12:56
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