Saturday, October 21, 2006

Any one for some fanned shit???

And now the shite has Effectively... hit the proverbial fan!!!
Some DumPhuck has told that wanker of my boss whats gone down!!! Mutha phucker!!!!! Now you all remember the post, "backtabbings and broken hearts" where i told you all about the moronic, sorry excuse for a man i call my boss, george and what he had said about me and planned to do to me at my best buds party a few hours ago this wonderful saturday evening....

Now can you believe it??? He knows!! He knows bout the conversation i had with my best bud, though he seems to have a very skewed up version of it... apparently i called him some names and i told My BB (best bud) to choose between us. first of all i DID call him a couple of names:

  • Dumbass
  • Wanker
  • Insecure freak
  • Mommies boy
  • Ass licker
  • Closet gay
  • "Packet o poo"
  • Piece of shit
  • Small dick man
  • Herpes boy

Thats only a few of the names i called him but i DID NOT make my BB choose!!! i couldnt do that to her, now the million dollar question is... who told the wanker...

  • He could have read my blog... it is a possibility, but i doubt he has the brain capacity to comprehend that i did not intend to make my BB choose between the both of us.

  • The sister in law could have told him, but i dont think she would jeopardize her "happy" family life for something like this...

  • The other manager may have told him, he of course knows whats going on.. (dont ask me how... ) but yeah could be him, though he hates george... or so he says....

  • Some other fool must have told him... cos in a restauraunt, NOTHING is ever a secret...

So now the sister in, law informs me that he plans to fire me tomoro, sunday, (for what i dont know). He may sabotage me, being the manager and all, he has access to all my tables on the computer, or he may just fire me whenever and for whatever he sees fit... the phucking, idiotic, insecure, pee-brained, wanker ass licker!!!!!! how LOW can you go??? i mean, does he really think this is going to tear my whole life apart???

How much more insecure can you get? this dude is obviously some hectic low life who masturbates with his pillow then cries himself to sleep at night...

You know what? i actually feel sorry for this dude, he is a total loser of the first order, what he does not know is, the BB already knows about his little scheme and all his dirty secrets cos well iv told her and so has the sister in law.... mmmm i wonder how he will react to that news?

But revenge is sweet my dearies.... revenge comes in the form of health inspectors who will inspect their wonderful salmonella-infestested, dirty- as- hell-sticky floored kitchens!!! when you walk in that kitchen you have to hold onto to something so that you dont slip and fall on your ass, cos those floors are so caked with oil and fat, its like ice-skating without the ice... yeah... KITCHEN floors, place where they cook your food that you will put in your mouth... mmm yes health inspectors that should be fun!!!

And if the wanker does FIRE me on some stupid grounds im gonna haul his ass to the CCMA, i dont want money... oh no, i want him to die of embarresment, just picture it the lawyer walks into the shop and in front of all of the staff asks for george and tells him about the wonderful subpoena, now little boy george must explain to daddy dearest where this guy came from and why...

lol!!! yes well this is assuming it works of course... if not well the health inspectors will be a fun idea to entertain...

Wish me luck steaks!!!

posted by Shortypam @ 22:45 Comments: 21