Monday, January 29, 2007

Grad year and rad sex... hehe

Good day everybody in blogger land... i am back after a much needed holiday and i can finally (and happily) say that i am a grad student, finally in er.. final year and then its off to the real world... hehe... frankly i dont think the real world is ready for me yet... oh well... tough...

Now on to the part that you all wana read... Rad sex.

what is Rad sex you ask???

Well you can ask my boyfriend... or i can just tell you.

Rad sex is when sex is soooooo gewd that you:



  • Forget your name afterwards

  • Forget where you are

  • See pretty pink fairies

Yes, i have experienced rad sex, because i kick ass and my BF, S knows how to please me. Now every one can have rad sex, there are just some simple rules one has to follow in order to fully appreciate the wonders of rad sex...

Number 1:

Set the mood... ooh!!!

It doesnt have to be like all romantic and flowery and all that jazz but simply let that lucky person know exactly what you intend to do to him or her... in detail... you know... wet their appetite.. hehe, send a naughty email or sms... or a sexy pick... ooh!!!

Number 2:

Decide on a venue, come on guys theres nothing worse than being all hot and heavy for each other and not being able to shag at her place cos its being fumigated and you cant do at his place cos he forgot to clean the 3 month mess in his house.

Number 3:

Foreplay Foreplay Foreplay!!!! do i have to say it again!?! there's nothing like discovering each others bodies... slowly... dont be scared!!!

Number 4:

Tell each other what you want in bed... If you think you'r good now, armed with that info, you will automatically enter the sex god hall of fame!!!

Number 5:

Cuddle afterwards, have some ice cream (for the non- smokers) or a ciggie...

And there you have it steaks, Rad sex in 5 easy steps... trust me , you'll be thanking me afterwards... hehe

ps... i found this darling lil sight called pyzam.com it is hilarious, full of pics, jokes and layouts... very entertaining... and with that i leave you with a short chinese lesson... mwah steaks, Shortypam is back!!!! hehe...



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